listening to music only makes my headache worse

I might as well be dying

Anonymous asked: It is true.

Let me puke on you.

Anonymous asked: That'd be wise. Also, the sarcasm is a plus. Definitely an attractive quality in a woman.

I am perfect, anything I do is considered attractive.

Anonymous asked: well no shit. How could it work out? I'm an anonymous internet user who lives miles away. It's not a matter of it working or not working, simply an expression of what I'd like to do to you.

Oh…well now that you’ve put it that way, I’ll get rid of this life plan I put together for the two of us.

Anonymous asked: I'd fuck the smart out of you. And then fuck the stupid out of you. And then fuck the smart back into you. And then just kinda kiss you or something lest I run the risk of fucking the smart out of you again.

I don’t know how to feel about you man, this isn’t gonna work out.

Anonymous asked: I want to fuck the stupid out of you. I'll have to fuck you alot cause damn you're stupid

holy shit, you do realize I am purposely trying to come off as stupid in hopes of making people laugh?? get your boner away from me ew

sorry for partying

too cool

2 cool

I just puked my fucking brains out

my brain is literally in my toilet now

down the drain

never again to be seen